We’re the New York Yankees of the NHL. People dislike us. We have our fans, but there probably are a lot of people that love to see us lose.
Red Wings goalie Chris Osgood to the Detroit News, 2009 (via hockey-time-machine)
OMG no. Do not say that. We are not like the Yankees.
Good morning, bunny! Rise and shine! ….You’re not getting up, are you? Fine. I’ll use the other cup.