Then ask me what it's like to have myself so figured out. I wish I knew.

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.
@challenjer

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.

@challenjer

tastefullyoffensive:

Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

greysjustwhoiamthisweek:

Apparently insulting someone for being a creep and then casually walking away from them = totally into them? At least this is better than those people who interpret eye contact as a sign of interest.

Classic.

greysjustwhoiamthisweek:

Apparently insulting someone for being a creep and then casually walking away from them = totally into them? At least this is better than those people who interpret eye contact as a sign of interest.

Classic.

irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

(Source: inkscalesfeathersandfur)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
… 
…
… 
…
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

… 

… 

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu)

mynameiswillgraham:

I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.
DONATE TO HELP HOPE’S RECOVERY

mynameiswillgraham:

I rarely ever do this but she melts my heart. Poor little baby Hope was chained up, doused in kerosene and set on fire by her owner who has since been arrested. She may have some permanent eye damage but that is the least of her struggles. You can donate here to help with her medical expenses so she can receive the treatment she needs. Every little bit counts so even though they have surpassed their goal I still suggest you donate even a tiny amount. I have zero tolerance for people who hurt innocent animals they are just sick and disgusting. What could this precious little baby have done to deserve such a thing? All I can say is he will get his and I hope it’s just as painful for him as it is for her.

DONATE TO HELP HOPE’S RECOVERY

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

givemeinternet:

This Is How Koalas Run

thank you

precious pasha

(Source: pastrnak)

gatormech:

riseagainsttheroyalwe:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

That moment when a person you know comes back around on your dash.

lizbuth

Mark this down as the one time I was attracted to Hans. 

(Source: myximenablogg)

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop